cyanine:

My sexual orientation is girls who look like they could beat me up and boys who look like they wouldn’t stand a chance

slayboybunny:

dont ask me for relationship advice because i will always just tell you to break up w/ them and throw their shit in a dumpster because i do not understand the concept of allowing anyone to treat you poorly this is a zero tolerance zone 

thistlehare:

I wish I could hibernate for a few months.